
Thursday, September 4, 2008

Friday, August 29, 2008
Typography: Not As Boring As It Sounds... wait, yeah it is
Had to make a an abstract design piece for typography. There are six different styles of type (serif, sans serif, handwritten, script, display and blackletter) and I had to take a letter from each of the font styles and create a design box and then group them together as one composition. The top left box is a serifed T, the top middle is a blackletter J, the top right is a sans serifed U, the bottom right is a handwritten Q, the bottom middle is a scripted J, and the bottom right is a display X.
Sparky: Your Grass is Showing
Do you hate mowing the lawn? I bet you do. Do you wish that someone made an automated lawn mower? Well someone actually already has. But they haven't made an automated lawn mower that can cut bad ass designs in your yard... that is until now. This is precisely what Sparky (patent pending) can do for you. Sparky is an automated lawn mower that is guided through GPS coordinates to cut your personal lawn. But wait... that's not all Sparky can do. Sparky can cut any design you can think of into your yard.... (think holiday, teams, pranks.... ect.) You can buy pre-made designs from our catalog or you can create your own using our interactive website. Just imagine, while that jerk of a neighbor next door is asleep Sparky can cut a giant cock in his yard... oh, the possibilities are endless....
With Sparky, You're Grass Will Show.... And That's a Good Thing

Sunday, August 3, 2008
Don't Make Me Choke-A-Bitch
No More Cussing for Annie
My mind went through ideas of slip-in-slides and soap-on-a -rope, slipping on soap, soap operas, soap boxes, all different kinds of soap: laundry, dish, facial, body, hand ect. When I started reminiscing about when I was younger (like 8) and my mother overheard me telling my brother's best friend to shut-the-fuck up. I probably had no idea at the time the implication of the word and I hardly knew the consequence of saying it. Long story short: My mother whips around grabs me by my head and drags me to the bathroom, where she magically produces the NEW liquid orange Dial soap and starts pumping it into the corner of my mouth. All the while managing me and not skipping a beat talking to the person on the other end of the gigantic portable phone that was nudged in between her shoulder and head. She is an amazing woman.
My mother being the good southern lady that she is doesn't enjoy my adult potty mouth any more now than she did when I was 8, hence the photograph.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Sylvia is Mr. Miyagi
Here is my first and not yet complete (will it ever really be?) project that combines the Olmec Civilization with my chosen insect, the wasp.....
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